but some people call me 'G' because my first name is Gilbert, and thats where the "seventhletter" comes in.
18. SoCal. ULV.
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
snapchatting attractive people is difficult bc you have to try to look attractive but pretend you tried looking ugly