___Andrew. This website isn't that serious. Im not that serious its like we were made for each other.
___20. Southern California. Chronic Time waster. Chronic Obsessor. Just chronic is fine too.
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with
does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
i dont ignore your snapchats because i hate you, i ignore them because i hate me
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
- Anonymous (via bl-ossomed)
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up