___Andrew. This website isn't that serious. Im not that serious its like we were made for each other.
___20. Southern California. Chronic Time waster. Chronic Obsessor. Just chronic is fine too.
Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol
do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
*hears a song* This is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely describe the essence of Me without leaving anything out and cutting any corners, it would be this song.
*hears another song* this is it. this is my theme song. if there were ever a song that would be my theme song, that would completely and entirely descri
Adults: Thank you.
Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
Explain to me how my room is always messy if the only thing I do there is sleep
Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345
If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone