moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

(via theorphanedanything)

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earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

(via randomness-is-epic)

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whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

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andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

(Source: samberglar, via laurynntrill)

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gingerhaze:

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via randomness-is-epic)

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What I do at the end of the school year

fuckyeahlaughters:

(Source: dancingcows)

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worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

(via aaronvaldez)

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